Built in
1983 and situated on the fringe of Chinatown, the venue had previously
staged no less than EIGHT Glass Spider shows (a personal record for Bowie
in terms of most consecutive concerts at any one venue). The two concerts
in 2004, however, were no exercise in nostalgia. He joked with the audience in a mock Australian accent: 'The new songs are OK, but I wish he'd do more oldies. He doesn't do many oldies does he?' This followed with his 1972 smash hit 'All The Young Dudes'. Then as the song proceeded, Bowie noticed one person waving a pair of crutches to the chorus line! "Crutches
are waving the air. What more can you ask for? What an extraordinary country!".
Another four
song encore completed the concert but this time Bowie substituted 'Always
Crashing in the Same Car' for 'I've Been Waiting for You' (an appropriate
song given the vast amount of time since his last concert on these shores).
Following the final thank you, Bowie returned to the mic to say "Great
to be back....really great." and then "see some of you tomorrow."
"We've
had a wonderful, great pleasure being here in Sydney. Some of the band
have never been here before and they've had the most excellent time".
Sydney, you crazy mother fuckers, how are you? Good to be hear, good to play music for you, good to go. I hope you're
well. That's grand thank you, thanks a lot. How ya doing OK? Good good. REALITY That's great. Thank you. FAME There was a great band in America in the late 80s. This is one of their songs. It's called Cactus. The band was called the Pixies. CACTUS 5:15 THE ANGELS ARE GONE Thanks. Thank very much. So they were a couple of new songs weren't they? That's what they call a new song. You want an old song now don't you? (Australian accent) 'Yeah you know, the new songs are OK, but I wish he'd do like more oldies. He doesn't do many oldies does he?' I'll be doing
one but only if you sing. You've got to sing a long OK?
Stick in the air. Let's see the stick. Oh, I love to see the crutch in the air, look at that! There's a wonderful song tonight and the crutches are waving the air. What more can you ask for? What an extraordinary country! I've got a whole bunch of crutches just outside my window. Glorious colour brown this morning they were. What shall we do now? I've completely forgot (Sterling taps out a little beat) OK, we'll do that! CHINA GIRL I suppose it's that's time in the evening you've all been looking forward to. Yes it's the instrumental This is from an album called LOW. It's called: A
NEW CAREER IN A NEW TOWN I have to get my stand here. I've always found that nothing works better on stage after a kind of slowish instrumental then to follow it up with something so incredibly slow, you forget to breath! So this is a new song as well, it's called: THE LONELIEST GUY Thanks very much. Thanks, I appreciate that. (more applause) - Thank you -(even louder applause) That's great. Go and get a coffee. That's really good. Ha Ha. If you can't find a coffee, I'll come around to your house and sing it again, alright? I really would you know. You think I'm kidding? I've got HOURS left in Australia. Look I did this album in 1970 and it was a big breakthrough for me I suppose and I'd like to do the title track of that album now. It's called: THE
MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD HALLO SPACEBOY SUNDAY How ya doing? Ha Ha. You know a lot of people say to me, they say 'Dave?' And I say 'what?' They say 'Dav...id' And I say 'yeaaah?' 'Who are those musicians, those people you work with on stage?' And I say: 'Why don't you mind your own business'. But tonight I'm going to make an exception because I think you'd get on well with each other. Someone who has been working with me since 1974. He's also worked with many many other artists including the great John Lennon......EARL SLICK. When I was just a spider......Thank you love, I'll eat it later When I was just a spider, there was a web man who came along with us in the States in 1972. He still works with me and that's MIKE GARSON on keyboards. Somebody we love to having working with us. She's been working with us for what nearly two years now? God it's a long time now. She has wonderful hair. On keyboards and congas and guitar and err and everything else and tambourine and greedo things and what else have you got? Castanets, harmonica, hairdryer.........CATHERINE CAT RUSSEL. Also someone who has worked with me really quite a long time - way back since Black Tie White Noise and did the Outside album, that was right Sterl? A lot of stuff with me coming right up to date. On drums......STERLING CAMPBELL. A real change of career for this one. Somebody who was once the professor of micropaleontology at Dublin University but threw it all away to play guitar......GERRY LEONARD. His got some of the most amazing fossils. That sounds really lewd doesn't it? I mean why should that sound lewd? You want to see his fossils? But they're micro-fossils. They're tiny little.......it's all that stuff that collects at the bottom of the ocean.' 'How ya doing? Are you OK for time? Oh I am just rambling on here tonight' Look, I did a song with Freddie Mercury in the 1980s (mad applause) Yeah Yeah Yeah ..........which I unfortunately don't have time to do tonight but I thought I would remind you that if we did do it then miss GAIL ANN DORSEY would do Freddie's part. (more applause) If we did it! UNDER PRESSURE Sharon Hollywood Dorsey Gail Anne Dorsey everyone. Excellent. LIFE ON MARS? Thank you. Mike Garson
on keyboards. LOOKING FOR WATER This ones quite old. But I promise you that you won't know it. I'd love to do it for you. FANTASTIC VOYAGE Where did they all go? I promise I'll play you something you know in a minute. But not right now. You'll think you know this one which is an interesting thing, isn't it? So I thought I went to school with you? But that's the wrong country isn't it? This is a song called DAYS which I'm in a bit of. DAYS
Good. I'm glad to get that off my chest. Do you remember a guy that's been in such an early song? ASHES TO ASHES Thank you monsieur Garson. Two tiny peaces of music. A plus and a minus. This is the minus. It's called: I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS This is the plus for our side. 'HEROES' Thanks a million. Thank you folks. (The band leave the stage) I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FIVE YEARS SUFFRAGETE CITY Thank you Sydney. ZIGGY STARDUST Thanks for a great night, everyone. Thanks a lot. Great to be back. Really great. See some
of you tomorrow.
Sydney you crazy mother fuckers, how are ya? For the second time in a row. You know it's STILL good to be back. Musically. NEW KILLER STAR AFRAID FAME What's your name? OK we've got a Marilyn here. Do we have any more Marilyn's? A lot of blokes answered that. A lot of blokes called Marilyn in this audience tonight. This does not surprise me. Oh but you're still beautiful the lot of you. Have you had a great day? Wasn't it nice today? What shall we chat about now.? Let's not chat at all, let's do some more music, right? CACTUS That was a song about a dress. You wait until I start the songs about the women. Ah this is an old one. We are going to throw in a few new ones from last night. Oh that's for the four of you who came last night. How about this one? PANIC IN DETROIT This is a new song. Well it's a new song that we've recorded. It's actually very old. It was written in the mid 70s by a guy called Jonathan Richman from a band called Modern Lovers. This one is called quite poetically 'No one called Pablo Picasso an arshole'. PABLO PICASSO You say 'yeah yeah, enough of this new stuff. Why don't you do something we know?' Heartfelt agreement. Couldn't agree more. I want something I know. ALL THE YOUNG DUDES Do you know how good that was? It was so good, I'm gonna let you sing the next song on your own. And I'm just gonna watch. CHINA GIRL (AUDIENCE VERSION) Fucking tragic! Alright, I'll sing this one but you'll have to sing all the others. I'll tell you what deal - well alternate - I'll do this one you do the next. There's a goth girl. Look I've got a goth girl in the audience. Hi darling. How you doing? Got the teeth? Oh yes I see you have. CHINA GIRL Thank you. Can we have some more of that? This is Tristan. Tristan's a hobbit. I bought him in New Zealand. I'm serious. Hey Tristan, how are you enjoying it on tour? It's good innit? It's better than those fucking hills, right? Thank you Tristan. He's sorting out my cable. So it's your turn now? We'll your in luck because the next one is instrumental. A NEW CAREER IN A NEW TOWN That's called A New Career in a New Town. I wrote that a long time ago. It's from an album called Low. This is a new song comparitively. Not comparitively.....that's just being pretentious. This is a new song period. Not comparitively at all. Because comparitive would be many years ago. There's a town in Brasil called Brasillia and it looks like one of the loneliest places in the world. And all the undergrowth is growing back through the stone work. And this song came from that image. THE LONELIEST GUY A very early album that I had....it meant a lot on me.....I enjoyed working on it very much and this song is the title track from that album and it's called: THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD HALLO SPACEBOY SUNDAY On guitar, that's EARL SLICK. His worked with on and off since 1974. Someone whose worked with me even longer than that.....he came with me on the first Spiders trip to America and he is keyboardist MIKE GARSON. He looks a dream in padded shoulders and stack heel boots. (Repeats) He looks a dream in padded shoulders and stack heel boots. That's interesting, those lines play much better to that side of the house. On keyboards and congas is a fine woman who believe it or not was a leading professor in quatrangento Italian history before she joined this band. She is just talented in verything she does and touches....speak over seven languages......CATHERINE CAT RUSSEL. We feel very privilged to be able to put her away from the University at this particular time of the year because it's coming up to marking and books and.....what a bunch of shit I'm talking. You're not a professor or quaragento Italian stuff are you? And you're not a professor of paleontology are you? Oh right! I knew one of you was. How ya doing, alright? (screams from the audience) You're much politer than last night's audiene. You must be the Saturday night crowd. And you know what, I don't mind. I'm actually relieved because I had to just shout and shout to get them to shut up. So this is kind of pleasant for me. (more shouts from the audience) Alright you'll be up here in a minute! On drums......STERLING CAMPBELL. Sterling worked on loads of stuff with me......Black Tie White Noise, the Outside album, Reality - you name it, he was on most of it. And on guitar from Ireland and a professor of what I made up.....GERRY LEONARD. This ladies got something new to show you. Flex darling flex. (cheers from the audience) She started that last week when we came to Sydney. It's pretty impressive isn't it? I wrote a song with Freddie Mercury in the 80s. And obviously I'm going to have do it for you now? Freddies vocal part could only ever be done by one other person in my opinion and that is......miss GAIL ANN DORSEY UNDER PRESSURE Gail Ann
Dorsey. Lovely girl. LIFE ON MARS? Mike Garson on keyboard. Actually I like this one. This one's called: LOOKING FOR WATER Here's a challenge. Here's a song we have not done on tour at all. This is a debut for the song. Errr....it was first recorded by ABBA. We're not doing that one today? This one comes from Hunky Dory. Well do our best but I just wanted to do this one tonight. It's called: QUICKSAND Thank you. Well done guys. That was......that good. You know it's not often I write a piece of music for.......a piece of furniture. But....this stool means a lot to me. It's got 'do not move' on it. I put that instruction on it years ago, and do you know what? This stool does not move. DAYS Here a song we haven't done for a long time as well. It's another old one. We haven't done this for weeks. I mean weeks! Seriously, that's a long time for us. All I've got to do is remember it. I see. This ones got a lot to do with Sydney. LET'S DANCE My book says no one plays drums like Sterling Campell. Then again that's my book. What should I play now? That's a rhetorical question. WHITE LIGHT WHITE HEAT Yeah, a Velvet
Underground song. From a million years ago. This one is not quite a million
years old but it starts up there. ASHES TO ASHES Thanks a lot. A couple of things I should mention. I heard a really good version of that song Ashes to Ashes, kinda hip hop by an Australian artist, I think her name was Danielle Spencer. It was really very good. Also I would also like to thank very much Something For Kate for doing such an excellent job in Australia. (mock Australian accent) 'A really good band. We're gonna keep em for the rest of the tour'. Which is only about four more cities. It's been a really good time over here. But you know, something.... I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS We've had
a wonderful, great pleasure being here in Sydney. Some of the band have
never been here before and they've had the most excellent time. Thank you so much. (Band leave
the stage). BRING ME THE DISCO KING Mike Garson on piano. Well, that was a song called Bring Me The Disco King. FIVE YEARS Thanks gladly. That's great. Stay in the same ???: HANG ON TO YOURSELF Thank you. Thank you very much. ZIGGY STARDUST Thank you
so much again. Thank you. |